First Day On The Job

 

Two hours into my first day of work as a Wal-Mart greeter, an ugly woman came in with her two kids. Hearing her swear at then, I said " Good morning , welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice kids, are they twins?" the mom answered, " hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why would you think they're twins? Are you blind or stupid?" I replied. I'm not blind or stupid, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day, and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart." my supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work!